Nitrous Wednesday - Season Premier

We're starting a tradition here on Stu-DENT Diaries. From now on you can look forward to Nitrous Wednesdays, where we give our readers a dose of nitrous oxide (figuratively). For those who are not aware, nitrous oxide is otherwise known as laughing gas. So join us and LOL, LMAO or ROFL!

 No Pain, No gain:
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"

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6 comments:

Tiffany said...

that was really funny--and God knows I need something to laugh about when it comes to the dentist. the dentist office scares me!

steve said...

Funny, I hope you don't make that part of your practice

Patrice said...

haha Tiff, luckily for you there will be one (or two) every Wednesday. Plus, dentists are cooooooool people - just look at me! :D
@Steve: I hope so too! But you know, sometimes patients give us no choice, lol

protoworkannie said...

Patrice, this blog is funny and relax, useful too. I am following and will visit often. But may need some time to read all post first.

bananas. said...

oh boy...dental jokes. i need to send my dental assistant friend to your site. she loves these kind of things.

she sent me a funny video text where this person wakes up with morning breath and zoom in shows two teeth having sex, explaining the smell. ha!

Patrice said...

haha! that's funny!
Yes, please do send her here :) We'll have good times.

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